1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,887 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,977 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,564 Clackity Clackity Clackity 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,316 ♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪ 6 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,704 Hello? Hello? This is Red Riding Hood. 7 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,665 May I speak to that famous hero, Touché Turtle? 8 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,960 Duh, wait till I call him. 9 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,171 Oh, Touché, t-telephone! 10 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,215 Poke poke poke 11 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,841 Coming, Dum Dum. 12 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,469 Take that! And that! And that! 13 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:53,679 You villain. 14 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,598 A hero must keep fit at all times. 15 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:03,021 Hello. Touché turtle speaking. 16 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,523 You say you can't take the basket 17 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,691 of goodies to your grandma's? 18 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:10,612 Don't worry. We'll get rid of that nasty wolf in the woods. 19 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,366 [Touché] Ever hear of Red Riding Hood, Dum Dum? 20 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,369 Duh, yeah. I just read the book. 21 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,914 Good. That will give us the jump on that wolf. 22 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,208 Touché away! 23 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,420 Uh, hey! Wait for me! 24 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:31,133 Oh, for heaven's sake, she's late. 25 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:34,928 You all set, Touché? 26 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,346 Yes, let's go. 27 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,307 ♪ I'm going to grandma's house ♪ 28 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,892 ♪ I'm going to grandma's house ♪♪ 29 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,103 Well, gee whiz, it's about time. 30 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,356 Gad, she's ugly. 31 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,610 Where are you going, my ugly maid? 32 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:53,572 Duh, to grandma's house, with this basket of goodies. 33 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,408 Why don't you take the shortcut like it says in the book? 34 00:01:56,533 --> 00:02:00,537 Book schmook! I'll give you a shortcut with my sword. 35 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,456 Youch! 36 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,458 En garde, you nasty old wolf. 37 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,252 En garde? With what, for heaven sakes? 38 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,879 Is there anything in the story 39 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,131 about the wolf having a sword, Dum Dum? 40 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,216 [Dum Dum] Duh, no Touché. 41 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,927 Oh, then scat, you old wolf! 42 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:20,181 Youch! Oh, come on! 43 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,184 Well, that's that. 44 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,519 Uh, not so fast, Touché. 45 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,229 You mean, there's more to the story? 46 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:30,984 Yeah, we gotta get to grandma's house before the wolf does. 47 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,657 Come in, little Red Ridin' Hood. 48 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:40,327 Who are you? You're not in the book. 49 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,663 [Touché] Time's a-wasting so we'll explain later. 50 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,667 Duh, meanwhile, you'll be safer in this closet grandma. 51 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,211 Dum Dum, stand near the front door 52 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,922 and when I give you the signal, pounce on him. 53 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:54,341 Uh, righty-right-right, Touché. 54 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,135 [Touché] Come in! 55 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,013 Well, hello, granny. 56 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,058 Egad, she's even uglier than her granddaughter. 57 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,018 What's say we get the "Grandma what a big nose 58 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,187 you've got" routine over with, shall we? 59 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,357 So, I'll say, uh, grandma, what a big nose you've got. 60 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,733 Look who's talking. 61 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,903 Oh, come on, now. That's not in the book. 62 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,863 Neither is this! Take that! 63 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,073 Yow! 64 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,910 Gee whiz, what did I ever do to you? 65 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,578 Youch! 66 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:25,913 Hold it! 67 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,333 Hold it a second. 68 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,543 I-it may be important. 69 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:33,046 Hello? Who? Grandma? Just a minute. 70 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,882 - It's for you, grandma. - Thanks. 71 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,427 Hello. Little Red Ridin' Hood? 72 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,888 Where's my basket of goodies, you naughty girl? 73 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,974 I don't care about any old wolf. 74 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,393 You bring it right over. 75 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:50,397 Land sakes, a body could starve around here. 76 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,609 Now, where were we? 77 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,987 Oh, gosh, don't you remember? 78 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,239 I was chasing you with that sword. 79 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,408 - Oh, yes. Here. - Thanks. 80 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,326 En garde. 81 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:07,247 Ouch! Somehow this just doesn't seem right. 82 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,749 Help, Dum Dum! 83 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,876 Duh, coming Touché. 84 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,922 It's me, grandma, and I brought you a basket of goodies. 85 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,925 Goodies, oh boy, what am I waiting for? 86 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,762 Thanks, every so muchly. 87 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,431 Hey! Those goodies are mine. 88 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,851 Well, gee whiz, wolves eat, too, you know. 89 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,438 Stop this instant! 90 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,568 Well, that wraps up another hero case. 91 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:39,279 So, Touché away! 92 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,159 Wait. Where's Dum Dum? 93 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,911 Dum Dum! Where are you? 94 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,038 Eh, coming Touché. 95 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,916 Well, come on! 96 00:04:54,795 --> 00:05:00,217 Oh, sometimes this hero business can be awfully trying.